Yes I am watching the NASCAR race from Michigan but thats not the race I’m talking about. The race for president is in a critical spot right now. Both Barack and John are trying to choose their running mate. I really don’t think McCain’s choice will help him in this race but Obama’s choice is critical. I’m hoping he chooses the very talented and experienced Richardson with Edwards or Clinton being my picks if he can’t get Bill.
The whole process is almost ridiculous and every one is watching now to see what will happen. My online friend from Santa Cruz, CA posted this on a forum I visit often. One of the posters had suggested that McCain s only chance would to choose a black woman for his VEEP position. Another regular said something about Michelle Obama.
Mahakala (thats his forum handle) posted the following in response to that. After I quit laughing I asked him if I could use it here.
He graciously gave me his permission. I hope you enjoy it like I did.
Thank you Mahakala.
“OK, howzabout this: Obama picks Cindy McCain as his veep; McCain picks Michelle Obama.
Insults to spouses arise; catfights and mutual male fisticuffs quickly follow.
Growing dispute culminates in four-way mud-wrestling match on basketball court in Hanoi-type cage set with madrassa-style decorations. Mud is neutral (light brown) color for equality of degradation.
Hillary and Bob Dole officiate, with Lincoln Chafee to break any possible tie.
Special cheering sections on Obama’s side reserved for Hamas, black liberation theologists, and leftover ’60’s radicals; on McCain’s side, for oil barons, homophobe televangelists and drunken disgruntled veterans of lost wars.
Each side gets one — and ONLY one — large TV screen to host slide shows. Each time Bin Laden appears on either, McCain’s says, “Fear — he’s still out there!”; Obama’s says, “Losers never got ‘im!”
Dems sell tickets by lottery at $25 each to keem ‘em affordable (except for Super-Dems, who get five seats for $25); GOPs auction them off to the highest bidder except for the special convicted GOP pedophile section; they get in for free to compensate them for their unfair suffering.
Rules: no drugs for Cindy, no vodka for John, no terrorist-fist-jabs for Michelle, no arugula for Barack. No liquor for Hillary, either, no little blue pills for Dole, and Bill, if attending, must wear locked chastity device. No pulling Cindy’s long hair, no forcing John’s arms above his shoulders, no references to Michelle as a “baby mama,” and no pulling Barack’s ears.
Entire thing broadcast worldwide on CNN, Univision and Telemundo; Spanish version blanked out in Miami so McCain doesn’t give wrong impression of solid demand for English as sole official language.
Winner: whoever ends up the least covered with mud and is still living by the end. As determined by either the House of Representatives or, if they deadlock, the Supreme Court; if one justice gets ill and it results in a tie, the World Court.
That’d do it, dont’cha think?”